Me (just joking): Hey maybe we should adopt another girl from Africa so Ruby can have a sister!!
Ray: No, we have too many babies already. (Pause) Can we adopt more parents?
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Ruby: Mom, me not here.
Me: You're not here? Okay. Where are you?
Ruby: Mom, me not here.
Me: Okay. Where's Ruby? I wonder where she is.
Ruby: Mommy, me not here!!!
Ray: Mom, she can't hear the music can you please turn it louder?
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Me: Did you find your cat Semisi (my nephew)?
Semisi: Yes.
Me: Where was she?
Semisi: Under the hot dog cooker.
Me: You mean the BBQ?
Semisi: (Pause)......Yes.
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Me: Solomon get back in your car seat right now!!!! We are on the free way!!! How did he get out you guys??? Solomon get back in your seat RIGHT NOW!!!
Solomon: No.
Mean Dream
8 years ago
4 comments:
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I love it!! You must die of laughter every day with some of the things they say!
We're excited for the Weber, and wish you could stay longer... It's going to be great fun!
Hilarious!
Oh! Ha ha ha! Please keep posting these! I had to stifle my laughter because I'm trying to convince Kinley and Tanner that they WILL nap today.
Those are some SWEET pink birthday cupcakes!
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